There are so many wonderful Englishmen (and women) who go about their daily lives; working, raising children, paying taxes and largely abiding by the laws of the Land; in fact far too many to create a blog in their honour. In contrast to this are a minority group of Englishmen who do a remarkable job of ruining the lives of the wonderful Englishmen.

As a result, in psuedo honour of the Worst Englishmen, I dedicate this blog to those among us who have had their God given commonsense removed (voluntarily), their patriotism reversed and have no longer any desire to do what is best for the nation of their birth, nor may it be said for the wonderful Englishmen amongst whom they defile.

I understand that you are impatient for the inaugural nominees and winner. Being mindful of that, here are the nominees.

1/ Muslim Home Grown Terrorists arrested before managing to conclude their plot to kidnap, torture and behead a British soldier on UK soil. Enough said!

2/ Nigel Cowgill, Humberside Chief Crown Prosecutor who managed to make the once world renowned British justice system look ridiculous once again by prosecuting CHIP shop boss Nicholas Tyers for KIDNAPPING. Mr Tyers, whose only crime was to perform a citizens arrest on a 12 year old thug who had smashed his shop window. A special shout out to the Humberside police who in daring fashion arrested the chippy and his 20 year old Royal marine son, instead of thanking them for doing their job.

A genuine shout out and Kudos to the Honourable Judge John Dowse who saw this unimaginably stupid prosecution for what it was, and ordered the Jury to return a not guilty verdict and then admonished NnnnNigel for bringing the case, he stated " i wonder whether there are not far more serious cases to bring". Well Done Judge!!

NnnnNigels incredible meally mouthed and warm as spit response. "We felt there was enough evidence to prosecute" boohoo he didn't even have the backbone to take the decision himself! Gutless prat!

3/ Tony Blair and Gordon Brown for yet another tax hike on law abiding Wonderful Englishmen. The doubling of plane fare taxes came into affect this week; the Air Passenger Duty for all flights leaving and within the UK was doubled. Gordon Brown informed us again, it is to help the environment and the raised taxes would not go to undeserving lay abouts and immigrants but to public transport. Yes and pigs fly, in five years we will still have the most expensive and least reliable public transport in Europe. A special shout out goes to the airlines who put up such a brave fight against this tax & then promptly rolled over; especially BA whom in the same week showed immense solidarity for a pay hike and won by threatening to cancel 1400 flights.

The Joint Runnersup!
A brave effort by the Muslim terrorists, who we are not sure yet are Englishmen, they will however, most likely feature in future weeks. A solid performance also by the Blair/Brown, Sheriff's of Nottingham duo who will I am sure make many appearances as winners.

The inaugural Winner of this weeks worst Englishman is Nigel Cowgill, the Humberside Chief Crown Prosecutor! It was NnnnNigel who with such deliberate malice was able to twist the once renowned British Justice system into a tool by which he could prosecute two law abiding victims, waste 60 000 pounds and cause many wonderful Englishmen to lose even more faith in a system which requires the faith and support of the people in order to remain credible.

We recommend that NnnnnNigel and Mike Nifong the fine American prosecutor both give up juris prudence and take up bridge or tiddly winks in a dangerous country far, far away!

Nice one NnnnNigel.