This weeks worst Englishman - Week II

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:58:51 +0100

When I decided to start this Blog, in an effort to identify each weeks most anti-English, Englishman; little did i realise what a complicated task it would become. Firstly there are just so many candidates for this award, its mind boggling just how many Englishmen there are who won't hesitate to stoop to new lows in undermining the traditional values of England. Then of course I have to decide should the award go to a group of people whom have perpetrated an anti-English act but who are too cowardly to put their name to it and hide behind an institution; or must it be made to an individual.

I believe you will agree with me that this weeks winner has decided that quandry for us. But we will get to that and the winner later.

This week we had many nominations for the Worst Englishman of the week; starting with another completely insane Head Mistress. Head Mistress Susan Tuck Of Brace Bridge Heath School near Lincoln takes an honoured mention award for her superbly politically correct and wishy washy rules aimed at tackling such evils as playing tag and walking arm in arm. This wonderfully stupid and arrogant woman has banned tag, girls walking arm in arm and any and all violent or physical playtime pasttimes. She will, however, "bring in supervised and appropriate physical contact' for pupils.

People this daft should not be allowed near our children, stopping children from doing what comes naturally to them is unhealthy, is PC rubbish and will prevent them from gaining the physical exercise they need, the downtime from learning, competitive skills and also social interaction. Yes children will be bullied, yes they may be hurt in falls and play may get out of hand but that is what idiot Susan Tuck and her teachers are for. To moderate, mediate and allow the children to be children.

Next we have the police making another appearance on the list, and again it is not for something great. PC Wiley of Cambridge saw fit to fine young John Knowles of Cambridge with an 80 quid fine for building a "four foot phallic symbol" out of snow on his parents front lawn. He made John demolish his art work, marched the likely lad down to the local paddy shop, scared the living daylights out of him and gave him the fine.

The excuse given by his department was that the snow penis may offend people. So much again for the once world renowned British police force, this incompetent police officer took time out of his tax payer funded work day to terrorise a young man having a bit of a laugh. All he had to do if he didnt like it was wait for it to melt. Perhaps he had an issue because of his name, "Wiley" and the fact his own wiley did not shape up to the young mans. Either way it would be interesting to know what other real crimes were committed in the area in the time it took Wiley to deal with this young criminal.

But the winner of this weeks worst Englishman of the week award has to go to the MoD, ya you guessed it the Ministry of Defense. These misnamed, continuously inept, snivel servants have for decades placed their own agenda ahead of what is best for the country and the armed forces.

This week it has been revealed they colluded with their yank counterparts in hiding the truth about a number of friendly fire incidents in which incompetent, gung-ho yanks killed British nationals both military and civilian and then hid the facts and truth.

A US military video of bungling A10 pilot "Skeeter" Kohntopp killing Lance Coporal Matty Hull of the Horse Guards was aired on the Sun this week. It shows how with his wingman Skeeter without proper authorization and despite having doubts, attacked the military column LC Hull was travelling in, killing him and injuring four others and then according to eyewitness reports performing a victory role.

This occurred in March 2003!!! For years now Hull's wife had been told there was no footage or further information. This was not only by the bungling yanks but by her own fellow countrymen at the MoD, whom had colluded with the yanks in keeping this entire episode in a fog.

Now don't misunderstand me, friendly fire incidents occur and many times they are accidents, in the confusion of war events can get out of hand but in this case event the pilots' own overall commander; four star General Abizaid recommended that :skeeter be court martialled; "failure to recognise identification panels that contributed to the terrible loss of like are difficult to square with a finding that no procedures were violated".

In fact this cock-eyed yank was promoted to Colonel and then sent to train other pilots in air to ground attack runs. Having lived in America and seen the arrogance they bestow upon give themselves it doesnt surprise me they couldnt give a damn about killing British soldiers; what gets my blood boling is the fact that the MoD using legalsese, mealy mouthed sound bites hide behind "ongoing security agreements and treaties" with the yanks as the reason they are too gutless to reveal the truth.

The Ministry of Defense has known for four years that this tape exists, they came to their own conclusions in agreement with General Abiziad that the killings were negligent and unlawfull and yet they decided to betray the rights of their own countrymen when they supplicated themselves to the bloody yanks, and hid the truth.

Tony Blair is apparently regretful for the distress caused to the Hull family for the delay in the hearing, but not apparently for the treachery they have endured at the hands of a ministry that works for Blair himself.

This weeks worst Englishman goes to the many and slimy bureaucrats, cover their arses' and toadies to the yanks, who work for the MoD.

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Inaugural nomination for this weeks worst Englishman. Week I

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:53:06 +0100

There are so many wonderful Englishmen (and women) who go about their daily lives; working, raising children, paying taxes and largely abiding by the laws of the Land; in fact far too many to create a blog in their honour. In contrast to this are a minority group of Englishmen who do a remarkable job of ruining the lives of the wonderful Englishmen.

As a result, in psuedo honour of the Worst Englishmen, I dedicate this blog to those among us who have had their God given commonsense removed (voluntarily), their patriotism reversed and have no longer any desire to do what is best for the nation of their birth, nor may it be said for the wonderful Englishmen amongst whom they defile.

I understand that you are impatient for the inaugural nominees and winner. Being mindful of that, here are the nominees.

1/ Muslim Home Grown Terrorists arrested before managing to conclude their plot to kidnap, torture and behead a British soldier on UK soil. Enough said!

2/ Nigel Cowgill, Humberside Chief Crown Prosecutor who managed to make the once world renowned British justice system look ridiculous once again by prosecuting CHIP shop boss Nicholas Tyers for KIDNAPPING. Mr Tyers, whose only crime was to perform a citizens arrest on a 12 year old thug who had smashed his shop window. A special shout out to the Humberside police who in daring fashion arrested the chippy and his 20 year old Royal marine son, instead of thanking them for doing their job.

A genuine shout out and Kudos to the Honourable Judge John Dowse who saw this unimaginably stupid prosecution for what it was, and ordered the Jury to return a not guilty verdict and then admonished NnnnNigel for bringing the case, he stated " i wonder whether there are not far more serious cases to bring". Well Done Judge!!

NnnnNigels incredible meally mouthed and warm as spit response. "We felt there was enough evidence to prosecute" boohoo he didn't even have the backbone to take the decision himself! Gutless prat!

3/ Tony Blair and Gordon Brown for yet another tax hike on law abiding Wonderful Englishmen. The doubling of plane fare taxes came into affect this week; the Air Passenger Duty for all flights leaving and within the UK was doubled. Gordon Brown informed us again, it is to help the environment and the raised taxes would not go to undeserving lay abouts and immigrants but to public transport. Yes and pigs fly, in five years we will still have the most expensive and least reliable public transport in Europe. A special shout out goes to the airlines who put up such a brave fight against this tax & then promptly rolled over; especially BA whom in the same week showed immense solidarity for a pay hike and won by threatening to cancel 1400 flights.

The Joint Runnersup!
A brave effort by the Muslim terrorists, who we are not sure yet are Englishmen, they will however, most likely feature in future weeks. A solid performance also by the Blair/Brown, Sheriff's of Nottingham duo who will I am sure make many appearances as winners.

The inaugural Winner of this weeks worst Englishman is Nigel Cowgill, the Humberside Chief Crown Prosecutor! It was NnnnNigel who with such deliberate malice was able to twist the once renowned British Justice system into a tool by which he could prosecute two law abiding victims, waste 60 000 pounds and cause many wonderful Englishmen to lose even more faith in a system which requires the faith and support of the people in order to remain credible.

We recommend that NnnnnNigel and Mike Nifong the fine American prosecutor both give up juris prudence and take up bridge or tiddly winks in a dangerous country far, far away!

Nice one NnnnNigel.

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This weeks worst Englishman - Week II

Inaugural nomination for this weeks worst Englishman. Week I